It just ain’t worth it…
My friend and fellow Taurus told me to go to her girl at her salon for my first Brazilian bikini wax. The price was right and I trust my friend so I scheduled it about a month ago and have since just let my pubes flow in the wind in preparation.
I was five minutes late (obviously) and the bikini…
so this just confirmed a decision i made long, long ago. before a boy had even touched my ladybits. never getting a brazilian.
how could i make such an informed decision at the tender age of 17? because i started getting bikini waxes at the latter end of high school, and the pain of that alone assured me that a brazilian (which, i think, started getting wildly popular around that time) was not, and would never be, on my pubic agenda.
the shit women do for men. i don’t get it.
So what you’re saying is….
I give u money
I flash my hoo-ha at you
And you rip my hair off?Give my hoo-ha a bald look?
painful screaming involved, i assume.
Hmph! I like my bald kitty! *flips hair*
This has got me feeling some type of way…*fans self*
I really would like to know babygirl’s technique. Shit is nice and smooth with no shave bumps or anything. Crazy.
Its called Brazilian Wax
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I’ve considered getting a Brazilian Wax before but I can’t bear the thought of the searing pain.
I would have liked this telegram better if it had said HONK HONK HONK STOP HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK STOP.
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Brazilian wax is a relatively new waxing procedure that has become popular within both men and women in the last 10-20 years.
For the readers who never got one yet and don’t know what it is, to put it simple, Brazilian wax takes off all the pubic hair.
As you might already know there are quite a lot of horror reviews about Brazilian waxing. Most of them are not so accurate, if you will, for the simple fact that the reviewers who got the Brazilian were not properly prepared for a Brazilian.
Anyways, it this post I am going to try to highlight some of the most important things to remember before getting a Brazilian, so that you will have the best waxing experience and come back for more.
The number one thing that I recommend to everyone is to talk with their cosmetician before the waxing. Try to collect as many information as you can from them, don’t be afraid to ask questions. You can do this over the phone when you are making your appointment for example. Estheticians are very open and helpful most of the times.
The next thing I would advise is to wear something comfortable. The waxing will most likely make your skin down there quite sensitive, so any additional factors that will increase the discomfort will not do you any good. Go for regular cotton underwear.
Next on my list - avoid drinking coffee! Caffeine will boost the sensitiveness of your skin, making the Brazilian even worse that it is, especially for people who never did it before. So, stay away from coffee at least 4 hours before your appointment.
If you don’t handle pain very well a good idea is to take a pain killer at least one hour before to the Brazilian. This will also reduce the discomfort.
Last but not least, your hair down there needs to have a specific length in order to get the most out of the waxing. Usually, this length is ¼ inch, which is about the same length as your eyebrows, if you will. If it is longer it will be more painful, if it is shorter the wax won’t be able to stick to it. You can trim it yourself at home or you can ask your cosmetician to wax it at the salon before the waxing.
Those are, in my opinion the most important things that you should know before getting yourself an appointment for a Brazilian. The procedure usually takes around 20 minutes and will last up to 6 weeks, so you only need to get 2 or 3 of them during a summer. Salons charge around 40 dollars for a Brazilian.